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John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

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  • me: *sees ur message right away*
  • me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
  • me: *forgets to respond*
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Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

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Take the nudes and go, friend

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

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people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)


| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

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Red Rocks Amphitheater // Grateful Dead pre-concert // August 11, 1987

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you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

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